{"id":738,"date":"2015-07-01T10:53:41","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T16:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/?p=738"},"modified":"2015-07-01T11:05:32","modified_gmt":"2015-07-01T17:05:32","slug":"sleep-deprivation-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/?p=738","title":{"rendered":"Sleep deprivation humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Call signs!<br \/>\nKyle-Cliff Hanger<br \/>\nCalvin- mop top<br \/>\nAxel- the evil midget<br \/>\nLaura- Debbie downer<br \/>\nGiGi- Dismal Dorothy<br \/>\nAndrea- doubleO1- (obnoxiously optimistic)<br \/>\nNat- the Red Baron<br \/>\nFlorian- Flo Bear<br \/>\nAndrew-BADDAD!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>And oh, you know when you are sleep deprived when you drive away with the walkie-talkies on your windshield and drive 4 miles, then when told to look at the windshield, you look BACK???!!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_739\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-739\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-739\" src=\"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image7-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"This happened. \" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image7-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image7-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image7-588x441.jpg 588w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-739\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This happened.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Call signs! Kyle-Cliff Hanger Calvin- mop top Axel- the evil midget Laura- Debbie downer GiGi- Dismal Dorothy Andrea- doubleO1- (obnoxiously optimistic) Nat- the Red Baron Florian- Flo Bear Andrew-BADDAD!!!!!!!!!!!! And oh, you know when you are sleep deprived when you drive away with the walkie-talkies on your windshield and drive 4 miles, then when told &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/?p=738\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sleep deprivation humor&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":742,"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions\/742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/andrewhamilton.com\/14ers\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}